3 MINUTES AGO: Elon Musk reveals the list of 6 celebrities who FLEE THE COUNTRY after Diddy’s arrest
In what can only be described as the most unexpected crossover episode of the year, Elon Musk took to X (formerly Twitter) to reveal the truth about six high-profile celebrities who he claims literally fled the country following Diddy’s shocking arrest. Yes, you read that right: billionaire tech mogul turned part-time investigative journalist Musk has officially entered his TMZ era.
The tweetstorm began with Musk joking to his followers: “I have some interesting information…stay tuned.” Moments later, he posted what he called the “Runaway List,” which includes six A-list celebrities who apparently couldn’t handle the heat and decided to get out of Dodge. Spoiler alert: the list includes some surprising names.
Musk’s “fugitive six”:
Kim Kardashian: Spotted on a private jet heading to Dubai. When asked why, Musk claims he said: “It’s because of the good vibes.”
Tom Cruise: He allegedly climbed into a secret bunker in Switzerland. A classic Tom.
Taylor Swift: Rumored to be “waking up” in a remote castle in Scotland.
Leonardo DiCaprio: He was seen boarding a yacht, of course.
Oprah Winfrey: Reportedly declared: “You have an alibi! You have an alibi!” before disappearing to an undisclosed island.
Post Malone: Apparently fled to Greenland. Yes, Greenland.
The Internet reacts
As expected, the internet has exploded with memes, conspiracy theories, and more questions than answers. Is Elon trolling? Is this part of some elaborate PR stunt? Or is there something truly sinister at play? Some users are even joking that Musk’s Neuralink must have detected these escape plans in real time.
One user wrote: “So Elon Musk is now the 1% Gossip Girl? What’s next, Jeff Bezos hosting a reality show?” Another joked: “I guess if anyone has the money to flee the country, it’s these six.”
While it’s unclear whether these celebrities actually fled because of Diddy’s arrest or if they had simply booked a vacation in advance, one thing is for sure: Elon Musk knows how to keep himself (and everyone else) entertained. Whether he’s launching rockets or spreading rumors, Musk is proving that there’s no industry he won’t disrupt — including celebrity drama.
Stay tuned for updates, or at least another cryptic tweet from Musk.
