3 MINUTES AGO: Elon Musk Reveals List 6 Celebrities That FLED THE COUNTRY Following Diddy’s Arrest
In what can only be described as the most unexpected crossover episode of the year, Elon Musk took to X (formerly Twitter) to spill the tea about six high-profile celebrities who, according to him, have literally fled the country after Diddy’s shocking arrest. Yes, you read that right—billionaire tech mogul turned part-time investigative journalist, Musk, has officially entered his TMZ era.
The tweetstorm began with Musk teasing his followers: “I have some interesting info… stay tuned.” Moments later, he dropped what he called the “Runaway List,” featuring six A-listers who apparently couldn’t handle the heat and decided to get out of Dodge. Spoiler alert: the list includes some surprising names.
The “Runaway Six” According to Musk:
Kim Kardashian – Spotted on a private jet heading to Dubai. When asked why, Musk claims she said, “It’s for the vibes.”
Tom Cruise – Allegedly scaled his way into a secret bunker in Switzerland. Classic Tom.
Taylor Swift – Rumored to be “shaking it off” in a remote castle in Scotland.
Leonardo DiCaprio – Seen boarding a yacht, because of course.
Oprah Winfrey – Reportedly declared, “You get an alibi! You get an alibi!” before disappearing to an undisclosed island.
Post Malone – Apparently fled to Greenland. Yes, Greenland.
The Internet Reacts
As expected, the internet has exploded with memes, conspiracy theories, and more questions than answers. Is Elon trolling? Is this part of some elaborate PR stunt? Or is there something truly sinister at play? Some users are even joking that Musk’s Neuralink must have picked up on these escape plans in real time.
One user wrote: “So Elon Musk is now the Gossip Girl of the 1%? What’s next, Jeff Bezos hosting a reality show?” Another quipped, “I guess if anyone has the money to flee the country, it’s these six.”
While it’s unclear if these celebrities actually fled due to Diddy’s arrest or if they simply had pre-booked vacations, one thing is certain: Elon Musk knows how to keep himself—and everyone else—entertained. Whether he’s launching rockets or launching rumors, Musk is proving there’s no industry he won’t disrupt, including celebrity drama.
Stay tuned for updates—or at least another cryptic Musk tweet.
