Elon Musk REFUSES to Expand His Family to 11 Children, Saying He’s “Doing His Part” for the Underpopulation Issue
In what can only be described as peak billionaire logic, Elon Musk, the world’s favorite part-time tech mogul and full-time headline-grabber, has drawn the line at ten children. Yes, ten. The man who juggles SpaceX launches, Tesla drama, and Twitter tantrums has decided that bringing an eleventh Musk into the world would somehow be too much.
When asked about his decision, Musk proudly proclaimed, “I’ve already done my part to address the underpopulation crisis.” Because, apparently, the guy who sold us flamethrowers and electric cars now thinks he’s also single-handedly solving demographic issues, one baby at a time.
Let’s not forget, Musk has famously advocated for people to have “more kids” to save humanity from extinction. So why stop at ten? Is there a secret tax loophole for families of ten? Or perhaps the man finally realized that even his schedule can’t handle another awkward baby name announcement (looking at you, X Æ A-12).
Critics and fans alike are left scratching their heads, wondering if Musk’s refusal to break his double-digit baby streak is a genuine stand for “family planning” or just another quirky PR move. Either way, one thing’s clear: underpopulation won’t be solved, but at least Musk has given us one more ridiculous headline to chuckle over.
