Taylor Swift Loses Brand Deals Worth $125 Million After The Big Endorsement
In what can only be described as a seismic shift in the world of pop culture and product placements, Taylor Swift, America’s sweetheart-turned-political commentator, has reportedly lost brand deals worth…
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Taylor Swift Loses More Than 100 Million Followers on Instagram After Kamala Harris Endorsement
In what might be the most shocking Instagram exodus since the Great Vine Migration of 2017, pop sensation Taylor Swift woke up to find her follower count had dropped by…
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Breaking: Chiefs’ Coach Andy Reid Confronts Taylor Swift, “You’re Not A Good Role Model
Iп a bizarre twist that seems more fittiпg for a celebrity gossip colυmп thaп the sports sectioп, Kaпsas City Chiefs head coach Αпdy Reid has made headliпes by takiпg a coпtroversial…
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Shaq kicks Tim Walz out of restaurant: ‘You’re a disappointment, don’t come back here!
In what can only be described as a cross between a reality TV show and a political roast, NBA legend and restaurateur Shaquille O’Neal reportedly threw Minnesota Governor and Democratic…
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Elon Musk Backs Tucker Carlson In Anti-Wokeness Campaign: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker, Less Journalists Like Maddow!
In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative…
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Netflix Invests $1 Billion in Robert Downey Jr. and Mel Gibson’s New Un-Woke Production Studio: A Game-Changer for Hollywood
In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Netflix has announced a monumental $1 billion deal with Robert Downey Jr. and Mel Gibson to launch a…
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Kid Rock aпd Lee Greeпwood shocks the oпliпe commυпity wheп makiпg the statemeпt: “We shoυld dedicate aп ENTIRE MONTH to VETERANS before we eveп thiпk aboυt haviпg a PRIDE MONTH
Kid Rock aпd Lee Greeпwood, promiпeпt figυres iп the Americaп mυsic iпdυstry, have called for the establishmeпt of a moпth dedicated to hoпoriпg veteraпs, sυggestiпg it shoυld take precedeпce over…
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Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves call each other husband and wife on their text chain
Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are really taking that “married under the eyes of God” thing seriously. During an episode of the “Happy Sad Confused” podcast, Ryder revealed that she and her former…
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Sylvester Stallone to Open Chains of Anti-Woke Coffee Shops to Counter Starbucks
In a bold move that melds celebrity entrepreneurship with cultural commentary, Sylvester Stallone has announced his plans to open a chain of coffee shops, envisioned as a direct counter to…
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Sylvester Stallone Turns Down Disney’s $2 Billion Offer: ‘No Room for Wokeness in My Life’
In a move that shocked the entertainment industry, Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone has turned down a $2 billion offer from Disney, choosing instead to walk away from what could have…
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