Breaking: Hulk Hogan Lands A $500 Million Deal With Samsung After Rnc Speech
Only in America, could we have such a twist that Hulk Hogan, the legend of wrestling has just signed a $500 million contract with Samsung for his bombastic speech during…
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Breakings: Novak Djokovic Admits ‘Sadness’ Over Roger Federer Competing Situation And Makes New Retιrement Statement
In a recent interview, Novak Djokovic has opened up about his feelings of “sadness” regarding the competitive situation with his longtime rival, Roger Federer, and made a new statement addressing…
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Mike Tyson: ‘I’m a Tiger, and Tigers Don’t Get Disrespected!’ – The Tense Touch with Diddy on Live TV
In a world where celebrity interactions often make headlines, few moments capture public attention like a spontaneous confrontation between two prominent figures. Such was the case when legendary boxer Mike…
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Breaking: Samsung Drops Out Of $1 Billion Advertising Campaign With Olympics, “They’Ve Gone Woke”
In a surprising and highly publicized move, Samsung Electronics has announced its withdrawal from a $1 billion advertising campaign with the International Olympic Committee (IOC). The decision comes in response…
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Breaking: Nfl Committee Disqualifies 7 Players For Anthem Kneeling At The Opening Ceremony, “It’S A New Season Free From Kneeling Wokeness”
In an unprecedented display of zero tolerance for “wokeness,” the NFL kicked off its new season by disqualifying seven players for the egregious offense of kneeling during the national anthem….
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Refuses To Let Jack Black On Stage, “Never With This Woke Creep”
In a surprising turn of events that has sparked both controversy and conversation, country music star Jason Aldean has reportedly refused to share the stage with actor and musician Jack…
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Colin Kaepernick Vows He’Ll Leave For Russia If He Doesn’T Get The Respect He Deserves In The U.S.
In a surprising twist that even Hollywood couldn’t have scripted, former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick has reportedly declared that he’s had enough of the disrespect in the United States and…
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Breaking: Denzel Washington Drops Out Of $500 Million Project With Netflix, “The Company Has Gone Woke”
The Hollywood A-lister actor and Oscar-winning star, none other than “Denzel Washington,” has left everyone speechless and sent shockwaves through the world. Denzel has just dropped the flagship project with…
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Abc Moderator Ratings Drop To All-Time Low After Debate Backlash: “Fact-Checking Was Our Biggest Mistake”
In what is being described as a historic low for the network, ABC’s moderator ratings have hit rock bottom following the backlash from the recent presidential debate. Viewers were not…
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Tim Allen And Roseanne Barr Cancel Their Non-Woke Show With Abc: “They Lost Their Credibility”
In a dramatic twist that has left ABC executives scrambling and conservative audiences nodding in collective agreement, Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr have officially canceled their highly anticipated “non-woke” show…
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