Breaking: Jack Black Loses Nearly $15 Million in Concert Tours After He Went Woke
Looks like Jack Black’s mouth got him into hot water – and lost him a pretty penny! The actor’s anti-Trump comments have tanked his concert ticket sales, leaving him $15…
Read moreBreaking: International Olympic Committee Bans Lia Thomas From 2024 Olympics
In a controversial move that has rocked the sporting world, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced its decision to exclude Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, from participating in the…
Read moreBreaking: Whoopi Goldberg Makes a Bold Statement, “Ban Harrison From The Team Right Away”
In a strong, unequivocal statement that has sparked heated debates across various platforms, Whoopi Goldberg has called for the immediate ban of Harrison Butker from the Kansas City Chiefs. This…
Read moreBreaking: Elon Musk Invests $1 Billion in Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg’s New Un-Woke Production Studio
In a surprising turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced a substantial investment of $1 billion in a new film production venture led by Hollywood icons Mel Gibson…
Read moreBreaking: Kid Rock’s Tribute to Toby Keith Sets New Record, Drawing More Fans Than Taylor Swift’s Biggest Show
In an evening that will be etched in the annals of music history, Kid Rock’s tribute to the late, great Toby Keith not only honored the country music legend’s enduring…
Read moreBreaking: Jack Black Begged To Be On Stage With Kid Rock At RNC, Was Thrown Out Immediately, “No Wokes Allowed Here”
In a surprising turn of events at the Republican National Convention (RNC), actor and musician Jack Black found himself at the center of controversy after allegedly attempting to crash the…
Read moreBreaking: Elon Musk Urges Boycott of Tyson Foods, Says “I’ll Never Purchase from Tyson Foods Again!”
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the food industry, Tesla CEO Elon Musk has called for a boycott of Tyson Foods, declaring that he will never purchase…
Read moreBreaking: Denzel Washington Launches Anti-Woke Academy Awards, “No Woke Nonsense Allowed”
In a bold and unexpected move, acclaimed actor and director Denzel Washington has announced the launch of a new awards show aimed at countering what he perceives as the overwhelming…
Read moreBreaking: Robert De Niro Permanently Banned from Paramount Studios, “We Don’t Want Anything with That Creepy Clown”
In a stunning turn of events, Hollywood icon Robert De Niro has been permanently banned from Paramount Studios. This drastic measure, reportedly taken due to De Niro’s increasingly controversial behavior…
Read moreBreaking: Elon Musk Launches New ‘Non-Woke’ Social Media Platform to Compete with Meta
Elon Musk, often known for his ventures into space and electric vehicles, is now stepping into a new arena: social media. His latest venture aims to challenge the dominance of…
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